ifyoucarryonthisway: i wish someone would love me as much as kanye west loves kanye west
wangsting: THE SAD MOMENT WHEN YOU GROW UP AND CATCH UP WITH THE AGE OF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS BECAUSE THEY DON’T AGE
Erectile dysfunction pill commercial: You have E.D. It's okay. Plenty of older guys get it. You're still cool. Here's a pill to help you get it up.
Tampon/pad commercial: OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE A PERIOD! IT'S SO GROSS AND HORRIBLE! HIDE THAT PERIOD! DON'T LET ANYONE KNOW ABOUT YOUR NORMALLY FUNCTIONING BODY! THEY NOW COME IN A CUTE LITTLE BOX SO NO ONE CAN TELL! EWWWW!
annawintour: Amanda Please
Was your ass forged by Sauron?
danglingthpider: Because that shit looks precious.
Y’all, that closing ceremony was amazing!! I admit: I teared up a little at some parts. Personal favorites: Eric. Motherfucking. Idle. I had this crazy smile on my face all during “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.” Spice Girls. Because childhood. Ed Sheeran working it in his sweatshirt, like it’s just a regular gig Boris Johnson in general, but especially when he...
me: proud to be british
me: im not even british
These are people I start googling when I feel stuck in a clothes rut. They’re all good dressers, classy, and just seem like all-around great people. In no particular order: 1. Karen Gillan 2. Anne Hathaway 3. Olivia Palermo 4. Miranda Kerr 5. Sophia Loren
1. This dress from Forever 21. It’ $12.50 and it looks like such a classic. Wish it came in colors though. 2. Pink jeans. (Obviously not with those tacky shoes…wow.) Yeah, I know. But they’re fun, and if everything else you’re wearing is very nicely tailored, it would work. And they’re almost half price so I clearly need them 3. Pretty, classy...
cumberbitchsandwich: dangling-thpider: My son and I should never really be allowed to watch the women’s Olympic weight-lifting. Commentator: “It’s a pity because her snatch is so impressive.” Us: Spraying tea everywhere and giggling like a couple of five year olds.
There will be three Hobbit films
lordunibrow: smauug: Peter Jackson has just confirmed that he will split The Hobbit into three films, the third of which will be released sometime in the summer of 2014 article here oh my god are you kidding me more to wait fuck SON OF A BITCH PJ I LOVE YOU AND ALL BUT UGH
ugh the president’s letter for the newsletter i’m designing was supposed to be 200 words max and he sent in one that is over 400. now i have to move everything around for the third time. I HATE PEOPLE OH MY LORD
This girl met Benedict in New Orleans.
http://videogum.com/558651/benedict-cumberbatch-was-nice-to-someone/behind-the-scenes/ Brb just gonna cry about it real quick. Seriously, why is he such a sweetheart? Couldn’t he just be an asshole like other guys? No, he has to be a weirdo and be all nice or whatever. uGH
lov3good: i hope they choose a good font for my grave
Sometimes I pretend I’m a millionaire and look at foriegn real estate listings and imagine I live there being all glamorous and shit And by sometimes I mean right now
how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy
When I have an incompetent source
likeacollegejourno: There’s usually an early indicator, like: And then I’m just like:
When I'm not allowed to use Oxford commas
livin-la-vida-lokiii: If the wallpaper on your phone is a picture of yourself i am judging you
Latinos celebrate Independence Day with pictures
ladivinavita: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED I MADE IT ON UNIVISION’S TUMBLR!!!! univisionnews: Latinos tweeted us their 4th of July celebration pictures. Thanks to Gabriel Iglesias for this patriotic cat pic. By ALBERT SABATÉ and EMIILY DERUY On the 4th of July, we celebrate our flag, our country and our freedoms. If you could summarize it in a picture how would you? Here’s what many of you came...